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Hey everyone, this should be a very interesting blog as I plan to do the majority of it drunk off my ass. So stay tuned for some hyperbole, bullshit and an unbelievable amount of spelling errors. I haven't updated my profile because to be honest I haven't figure out how to do it yet and I have enough Blue Point Toasted Lager in my not to care.

Let's be honest, I'm not going to update everyday, nor very regularly, but I will let everyone know when something interesting has happened.

I'm in the middle of the 'Dark Materials" trilogy by Pullman. The first book wasn't all that well written but I must say that I enjoyed the second. I do find it interesting for a guy so intent in dispelling the myth of God populating a book that he intends to "Kill God" with witches, magic and crazy ass polar bears dressed as tanks. I guess zealots are zealots.

Currently watching my wife play "Assassin's Creed". How often would someone have the balls to make a game about 13th century Jerusalem? Not many my friend.

I'm also sitting listening to "Here Comes Santa Claus" and there's a line about thanking God Above for "Santa Claus". I can't think of single thing that Saladin did that more injured Christianity than Chris Kringle, but to thank the "Lord Above" for him is like thanking the guy your wife cheats on you with for strengthening your marriage.

I'm going to do my best to promote everyone I can with this little slice of cyberspace. First of is Dresden Codak, easily the best comic on the internet. It worth getting in trouble at work reading it. Check it out www.dresdencodak.com.

Well until tomorrow. I need another beer.